In a Q&A for the Spanish television channel 'Cuatro', Atlético's Radamel Falcao lifted the lid on his team-mates and described the good atmosphere enjoyed at the club.
Other animals at Atlético alongside 'el Tigre': "Thibaut 'the turtle' Courtois. His neck is just so long."
The joker: "Cata, Juanfran or Diego Costa. I'll go for Juanfran. Or Adrián... Adrián."
The most vain: "Mario Suárez".
The most serious: "Tiago".
The most superstitious: "Godin. Before matches he always sits in the same place and refuses to swap."
The biggest flirt: "Courtois is single, so let's give that one to him."
The biggest daydreamer: "That's between Adrián and me."
The dressing-room DJ: "Juanfran".